You socially aware peeps will know what Movember is, so I'm not speaking to you. For those of you who aren't socially aware -- and I mean social media -- here's what it's all about:

During November each year, Movember is responsible for the sprouting of moustaches on thousands of men’s faces, in the US and around the world. With their Mo’s, these men raise vital funds and awareness for men’s health, specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men.

Of course, those of you who know me or follow me on the social web will say, hey, you already have some facial hair so you have to lop it all off and start fresh.

Nah, that's not gonna happen. I've been rocking the out of style goatee for nearly 10 years and I'm not going to lop it off now. The kids would freak. Trust me, I've asked them.

So what's the Big Guy going to do, you ask (and yes, I just referred to myself in the third person)?

I'm going with a hybrid mo.

Here are my options: