The interwebs were blazing with rumors that Tiger Woods has hired Ari Fleischer.
Of course, this isn't the Ari that the Entourage crew rolls with, but it's pretty close.
After all, as ESPN writer Gene Wojciechowski pointed out, this is the same Ari that botched Mark McGuire's re-entry into baseball; pimps the BCS (colleges weak attempt at a championship series); and, the guy who hand-held the Green Bay Packers through their very public and nasty divorce with fan-favorite and hall-of-famer, Brett Farve.